Aren't they?

Salesclerk: I LOOOOOOVE your glasses. They are vintage aren't they?
me: Yes, they are. Thanks.

a few minutes later...

Salesclerk: Those glasses are Christian Dior. I should've known that. My grandma once gave me a pair of cd glasses.
me: Yes, they are. I got them off ebay.
Salesclerk: They must've cost so much if they were off ebay!!!
me: Only 15 bucks.

Cupcakes

girl: Can I ask you a question? Are those your real glasses?
me: Yes, I can't see without them.
girl: I've never seen glasses like those before.
me: Oh.. really.
girl: Yea, they're just so... never seen anything like that before.

Lord & Taylor

Passby compliment

Make up artist: I really like your glasses!