Prep

Guy walking with his friends stop and points at me, his friends walk on...

Guy: Check out this girl... her glasses... *bursts into laughter* Are you for real?

(in my head: Are you for real?)

Old Street roundabout waiting for the bus

Drunk guy: Your glasses are the ugliest glasses I've ever seen.
Me: (staring in shock and disbelief)
Drunk guy: (pointing at me) You are UGLY.
Me: Am I actually hearing this?
Drunk guy's friend: I am so so so sorry. He's had a bit to drunk.
Me: No, I'm sorry he's your friend.
Drunk guy: (gets on bus and gives me the finger as it drives away)

Finsbury Park

Guy: Those are awesome specs. Are they upside down?